What's Your Wikiality

wikiality n.
Reality as defined by a consensus, particularly in a collaborative endeavor or by majority vote such as Wikipedia.
Origin: a Stephen Colbert-inspired "word of the year," Wikiality is a blend of the words Wikipedia and reality

"Any user can change any entry and if enough other users agree with them, it becomes true. ... If only the entire body of human knowledge worked this way. And it can, thanks to tonight's 'Word': Wikiality. Now I'm no fan of reality, and I'm no fan of encyclopedias. I've said it before: Who is Britannica to tell me that George Washington had slaves? If I want to say he didn't, that's my right. And now, thanks to Wikipedia, it's also a fact. We should apply these principles to all information. All we need to do is convince a majority of people that some factoid is true."
—Stephen Colbert, "The Word,"
The Colbert Report, July 31, 2006

Reality by common vote...

So now that I've discovered that I can change my reality by convincing enough people that my version of reality is the correct one... I propose the following changes be made to reality.

#1 Lasagna should recieve it's own holiday or special occasion; preferably once a week.

#2 Spam mail and fake credit card offers should be banned; I call them fake because they already know my credit rating, and therefore should not be sending me offers for platinum cards I will never get.

#3 Newspapers should work very hard to place good news on page one. The rest of the world can wait... I know it's out there, but I wanna read something good for a change.

#3a If a particular area lacks good news, the comics should be placed on page 1.

Well that's my reality adjustment update for this journal.

The Barbershop Quartet

hestekor.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object) is a good example of a barbershop quartet. Very funny, I must have played with this Flash program for 20 minutes, laughing most of the time.

Amazing Stop Motion Video Creation

Amazing Stop Motion Video Creation
This is a truly cool video. In 5 minutes, the designer takes you on a journey through one day in his life, which is animated like a video game! You'll never see more motion in stop motion as with this...

Am I the Center of the Universe?

A post from AmIWrongOrRight.com written by 'CompuGuy':

If we assume that the Universe has no edge, then we can assume that the Universe has no definite middle, either. So it could be said that any given person or place is at the center of the Universe.

So far, 78% of people agreed. Cast your vote!

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Why I'm Sick and Tired of Doctors

I went to the doctor's office a few days ago for a routine psychiatric examination.

I hate psychiatrist's!! My disability is massive brain trauma (I'm missing 1/4 of my brain; no exaggeration). What I need is a neurologist, not a psychiatrist. But, Colorado Medicaid sent me to see this dude so he could examine the inner working of my thought processes.

He asked me questions and gave me an exam where he asked me questions which I had to answer. Whatever he did to me, stressed my mind out so much that, I had several seizures, lost 3 weeks of memory, and nearly dropped into complete autism.

Now memory loss is a regular symptom for me... I awake in the morning with no clue who I am, where I am, what I'm supposed to be doing. I forget things at the drop of a hat, sometimes completely losing recent memories that happened only seconds before. However, with time, I can eventually retrieve those memories (although there's a good chance I'll lose them again). But losing three weeks at a time, and not being able to get them back is hard to take...

Yes, I know it sounds a lot like 50 First Dates (I hate that movie; it hits way too close to home for me).

Despite what many of you are probably thinking now, what really scares me is not the disability. I live with this memory loss every day; there's no reason to be scared of it. I'm scared that I might be losing touch with myself, with my core personality and who I am sometimes, and it is depressing not knowing who you are. But what really scares me are the doctors I have to see. I'm trying to find a doctor who will write me a letter that says I'm disabled and explains the reasons I cannot work. A single letter is all I need to win my case against both Medicaid, and Social Security. But these idiot doctors won't do it. The psychiatrist I went o see said quite clearly, "Well, it's obvious that he's disabled and will never be able to work in a normal field ever again." When I asked him to put that in writing, he wouldn't. He wants to run more tests, get a second opinion (although by this time I've seen HUNDREDS of doctors).

What scares me the most about being disabled is this guinea pig mentality of the doctors. They see me, they certify me disabled, but they want to study me OVER and OVER and OVER again, so instead of writing the letter I so desperately need, the refer me to another doctor or tell me to come and see them again.

I have been written up in so many medical magazines, including the Journal of the American Medical Association, by doctors who are using my case and various treatments they implemented in my case to make themselves famous. But they don't know when to stop and say, "Okay I'm famous enough. Let's get this kid some help."

Now you know why I'm sick of doctors. But unfortuanetly, it looks like I'm going to be a guinea pig for the rest of my life...

I'm a Subscriber

YAY!!
I finally managed to raise enough money to get a DeviantArt subscription. I'm officially a DA member now, and a DA beta tester.
Now that I'm subscribed I'm going to get my prints account going. Unfortuantely, those of you who asked for certain Terragen pictures to be prints won't get them (unless you want a watermarked picture; I don't have the original prints anymore), but there will be many new pictures/prints in the future to choose from.
Look out world... Here I come...